Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Randomize
