Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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