But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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