You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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