After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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