The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
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