How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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