God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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