So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
