The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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