I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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