Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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