So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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