we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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