the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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