i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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