I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
