i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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