Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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