i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Randomize
