so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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