So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
The power of my boobs compel you
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
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