I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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