i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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