He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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