fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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