Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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