guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I have feelings that need drinking.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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