Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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