I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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