youre lurking in front of me
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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