Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
She said her name was "party"
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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