Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
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