what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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