I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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