went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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