apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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