who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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