Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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