how can u be prego again
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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