do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
My bed smells like the plague
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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