Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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