My friends, they love my intelligence
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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