I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Randomize
