I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I forgot wine drunk hurts
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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