i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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