Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
