New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
