That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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