Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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