You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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