Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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