just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Randomize
