Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
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