in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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