We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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