Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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