wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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