so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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